thenearsightedmonkey:

Dear Students,

Can you dig it? Here’s some information about our upcoming time together.

I realize that in these images I take on my wookie aspect of last semester.

Please know that when we meet on September 3 2014 I will  inhabit my Professor Bootsy aspect.

But it will be the same image-hand in the puppet that is driving us all.

Sincerely,

Professor Chew-Bootsy

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When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.

Nicki Minaj (via justaboat)

(Source: youwantsum)

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I am figuring out which parts of my personality are mine 
and which ones I created to please you.

The Dust On This Poem Could Choke You/ Lora Mathis lora-mathis (via possibilityofliving)
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curvedbullets:

musiqchild007:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUCKING LOGGING OUT

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Involuntary Eye Movement a Foolproof Indication for ADHD Diagnosis - American Friends of Tel Aviv University

quothtehblackbird:

Interesting. It’s almost like ADHD actually exists and that methylphenidate (Ritalin) helps.

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food52:

Why being a vampire would be just the worst.

Read more: 13 Garlicky Dishes for Summer on Food52

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congalineofdurin:

gayfarmer:

6:50am, look at this sweetling

HAPPY FRIENDLY COW

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nubbsgalore:

Photos by Gerry Ellis from the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, a nursery and orphanage for elephants in Kenya’s Tsavo East National Park. Here, fifty five keepers are charged with being around the clock parents to an elephant. The elephants, however, are the ones who chose their caretakers; it is the keepers who must ingratiate themselves to the elephants and earn their trust.

When elephants first arrive at the orphanage they are often traumatized from having witnessed the slaughter of their mothers and family by poachers. Grieving can last several months, and they often lose the will to live. But as Dame Daphne Sheldrick, founder of the orphanage, explains, a caretaker is charged with “persuading an elephant to live when it wants to die.”

Approximately 35,000 elephants are killed by humans every year. With an estimated 350,000 elephants left in the whole continent of Africa, they will be gone in the wild within ten years.

CBC’s The Nature of Things did a program on the elephants and their caretakers. You can foster an elephant with the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust online here. For more on the emotional lives of elephants, as well as the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust and other human efforts to save them, check out these posts

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